perma-scowl: may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
i think you underestimate how much i hate myself
internetexplorers: errorsanitynotfound: internetexplorers: why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
heaven-if-there-is-one: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: r-i-v-e-r-s-of-r-e-b-e-l-l-i-o-n: I’m kind of caught in this endless dilemma between dancing, singing and genocide there has never been a better time to use this gif
alllevelsatonce: DID THEY SEND US DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED
leggomego: friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them
belle-morningstar: Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet but then virgin mobile made fun of her so t mobile stepped its shit up it’s like high school drama except with phone companies
petit-eponine: when people say they dislike musicals because “they sing too much”.
When I met Tiana in Disney World
Tiana: Where are you from?
me: I'm from Mississippi, so I'm not that far from where you're from actually! I was just in New Orleans the other day.
Tiana: You were? Have you ever stopped by the restaurant?
me: Sadly, no, I haven't found yet. Whereabouts do I go to get there?
Tiana: Well. You just hop in a cab and say 'Take me to Tiana's place' and if they don't know where that is...just jump out and get in another one cuz you ain't got time for none of that nonsense!
jeou: have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner because i have